I was being chased by a mummy and I was all "Oh fuck a fucking mummy." Then the mummy roars "CAPTAIN CRUNCH" and I sort of stop and go "Huh?" and the mummy yells "CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS THE BEST CEREAL" "WHY DO YOU EAT INFERIOR CEREALS" "FOR THIS YOU MUST DIE"
So I kept running because angry mummies are strong and suddenly there was a giant bee in front of me, and shit now I'm trapped except that the bee goes "FRUITY PEBBLES" "IT IS THE BEST CEREAL OF ALL"
Then the mummy got really indignant like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRUITY PEBBLES, CAPTAIN CRUNCH" and the bee was like "NO, FRUITY PEBBLES" and then they started to fight each other and I just watched for a while and then walked away.