My best friend's band is playing in a spaceship. The audience is crowded around them in a circle -- there's no stage -- and I'm in front. A mechanized arm or crane is flailing around above them, shooting lights everywhere. I decide to express my enthusiasm by high-kicking Bob Pollard style, but my leg gets caught on the crane. As I am dangled above the crowd, I think to myself, "Well, nothing I can do to fix this; time to cut my losses and have a good time." Summarily, I whip my dick out and pretend to play a solo on it, pretending it's a guitar neck. Since it doesn't make any noise, I mouth a solo instead -- "Meedely boodely bweeeeouuuu whuuuuuuuuuuUUEEEEEEYEYEYEYYYY," etc.
I suddenly spot Renee and my second girlfriend, Brynn, in the crowd. Brynn turns to Renee and says, snarkily, "God, hasn't he grown up at all?" Renee shoots her an evil glare and says, "Can you at least pretend to try to have a good time?"